🔥 Founding Offer — Only 50 Spots

Your Own AI Business Assistant — $29/month

It works 24/7. No coding required. Just tell it what you need.

Here's what it actually does for you

🔍 Researches your competitors while you sleep. Wake up to a full report on what they're doing, what they're charging, and where you can win.
✍️ Writes your emails, blog posts, and social media. Just say "write me a newsletter about our fall sale" — done in seconds.
💸 Audits your tools and finds where you're wasting money. It'll spot the subscriptions you forgot about and the software you don't need.
🌐 Builds landing pages and forms. Need a page for your next offer? Tell it. It'll build it.
📊 Runs reports and analysis on your business. Ask "how did last month go?" and get a real answer — not a blank spreadsheet.
📋 Manages your tasks and follow-ups. It remembers what you asked, tracks the status, and nudges you when something needs attention.
💬 Answers customer questions and handles repetitive requests. So you're not stuck answering the same 10 emails over and over.

How does it work?

We set everything up for you. You don't touch a single setting. We configure your assistant specifically for your business.

You talk to it on Telegram or WhatsApp. Apps you already have on your phone. No new software to install. No accounts to create.

Tell it what you need. It does it. "Write a promo email for Friday." "Find me 10 Instagram caption ideas." "What did I ask you to follow up on?" — just ask.

What you DON'T need

🚫 No coding

🚫 No tech skills

🚫 No downloads

📱 Works on your phone

✅ Works right away

Why $29/month?

Monthly cost

$3,000+/mo

$29/mo

Hours available

40 hrs/week

24/7 — always on

Calls in sick

Yes

Never

Setup time

Weeks of training

We handle it for you

A human assistant costs $3,000+ a month. This one works 24/7 for $29.

$10 reserves your spot

Then $29/month when it goes live.

⚡ First 50 people lock in $29/mo forever

Get My AI Assistant — $10

Cancel anytime. No long-term contract. No hidden fees.

Questions people ask

Is this real? Is the AI actually useful?

Yes. This isn't a chatbot that gives you generic answers. It's a dedicated AI assistant configured specifically for your business. It can research, write, build, and manage tasks — and it gets better the more you use it. Real business owners are already using it to save hours every week.

Do I need to be technical to use this?

Not even a little. If you can send a text message, you can use this. You talk to it exactly like you'd talk to a person. "Write me a follow-up email for the Johnson account." "Find me 5 competitors in my market." That's it. No settings. No dashboards. No learning curve.

What can it actually do for my business?

Here are real things you can ask it: Write a week of social media posts. Research your top 5 competitors. Draft a sales email. Summarize a long document. Build a simple landing page. Find the tools you're paying for but not using. Create a checklist for your team. Schedule follow-ups. Answer customer questions. The list keeps growing.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes. No long-term contracts. No cancellation fees. If you decide it's not for you, you can cancel with a single message. Your $10 pre-order deposit goes toward your first month — so if you cancel before launch, we'll refund you. Simple as that.

When does it go live?

We're rolling out to founding members first. When your assistant is ready, you'll get a message to get started. Your $10 reserve your spot at the front of the line. First come, first served.

Get My AI Assistant — $10

Works on your phone. No coding. No downloads. Just results.